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douchehold

a portmanteau of the words douche and threshold, the point at which a new acquaintance is irrevocably determined to be a douche.
"sorry i couldn't stick around any longer on your blind date, but that guy totally crossed my douchehold."
by just a coincidence December 9, 2008
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Doucheweed

A type of inhalant that douchebags are generally smoking when they are being "douchy".
Anti douche: wow you douchebag what are you smoking?
Douche: UHHH IMA DOOOCHHHHBAG
Anti douche: You're probably on doucheweed
by SOME GOALIE YOU KNOW March 9, 2011
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douchehassan

The nick name for someone who, as a comeback replies "YEAH, WELL.. I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

in reaction to which everyone around him facepalms.

the douchehassan just insulted himself.
Normal Person: "YO DUDE YOU'RE SO RETARDED"

douchehassan: "I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

Normal Person: "Wtf..?"
by sabesgirl May 31, 2011
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Douchehat

An individual who tends to appear in public wearing a douche-bag as a headdress. This act may be associated with an individual who exhibits the character traits of a douche, but typically derive from acceptable contexts, suggesting less malintent. That is, an individual may convey the opinions of a douche in context, but not in their overall life. See "Douche".
Individual 1: "Ben is a douchebag!"

Individual 2: "No, he just likes to argue"

Individual 1: "This is true, we cannot fault him for this, but his sentiments remain distasteful; as a result, he is a douchehat!"
by wordsmith5 July 16, 2011
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Douchebeat

Combination of douchebag and deadbeat, featuring the prime factors that define each word. Simplifies talking as using this new compound word saves time. Time is money. Hence using this word saves money.
Amanda: I hate my ex, he sucks.
Steve: Yeah, he's a total douchebeat.
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Steve: That's a total douchebeat move.
by SR1972 August 11, 2012
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Douchehammer

Douchehammer is among the highest ranked of all douches. Douchehammers are known for their ability to irritate any woman to the point of physically violent behavior by merely being in her presence. Often found in small cliques of lower-ranking douches, douchehammers are used for the purpose of making the rest of the clique seem less douchy by contrast, to women who would otherwise not give any of them a second of their time.

*The term "douchehammer" is derived from the facts that they are usually intoxicated (hammered), and the effects of their level of douchery hits women like a blow from a hammer.
1. "The Douchehammer really took one for the team last night!"
2. "We should go out and get some ass tonight.. Call the Douchehammer."
by don grimm March 30, 2015
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douchewadish

A group of people that you can't really call a douche but you want to. They tend to act like they are better and have mildly abnormal behavior issues.
Don't associate yourself with that guy over there, his friends are kind of douchewadish.
by Keifzilla July 19, 2016
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