floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy

tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.

by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003

Floppy Donkey Dick

Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)

“HEY BITCH, I GOT A HELLA BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK”

by NiggyBiggy 69 June 8, 2018

Donkey Dick Fingers

Humongous fingers the size of donkey dicks

Diana lost her virginity to Amer's donkey dick fingers

by PhD Prosperous Groats August 11, 2020

floppy donkey dick

A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!

"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.

Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

donkey dick steve

The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.

Donkey dick Steve is perfect.

by Triton King Dick May 27, 2017

dope donkey dick

The best dick in the whole world that will have you making tacos afterwards

I'm getting the dope donkey dick dropped in my draws

by khaoschef December 6, 2014