passive-directive

To present a needed task, job, or duty as a choice when it is actually a command. Either due to the audacity of the assignment, the lack of communication skills of the assignor, or both.

My boss is so passive-directive. He's always like, "Umm yeeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday, ummkay?"

by Ben354 January 3, 2008

Dreznin

Another name for a Hurricane in Gulf Coast Surfing terms.

A cat 3 Dreznin is headed this way, better board up the windows and wax up the board.

by Fightinphi December 30, 2010

dire bear

Like a bear, but dire. Similar to dire wolves.

"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."

by ScottTheGiantDick April 30, 2014

DirectorDuck

A youtuber who makes okay-ish Minecraft videos. his friends are chickenbanannaa (diaper eater), commandremu (yeezy lover/parush parati) and razorratgaming (the type of guy who jumps off bridges for fun). DirectorDuck is known for wearing "howdy hats" which are basically cowboy hats while riding his howdy horse and drinking apple juice because tasty. He is okay at video games.

"hey, have you seen DirectorDuck's new video?"
"yeah, he is very okay at video games."

by martdapoopson February 27, 2021

Urban Dictionary Gay Directory

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.

The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005