crusty ass deamon

n. Residual shit between ones ass crack, due to improper wiping techniques, which dries to cause severe anal discomfort, physical activity can exagerate such effects.

Yo dude, I gotta stop and take a shower. I've got a haggard crusty ass deamon kickin. All this Dance Dance Revolution is rubbin it raw bro.

by grundlemychuzzle February 15, 2005

daemon

Variant of daimon.
Daimon: "An attendant spirit"

"Computer Science: A program or process that sits idly in the background until it is invoked to perform its task."

I have several daemon processes running in the background that attend to my various needs.

by mackkie February 1, 2004

deebo

slang to steal

I left my car door open, and someone deeboed my CD player and ray-bans.

by ricky roma November 24, 2003

deem

dmt crystals ,dimethyltryptamine
DMT is a powerful, visual psychedelic which produces short-acting effects when smoked. It is used orally in combination with an MAOI, as in ayahuasca brews. It is naturally produced in the human brain and by many plants.

i was talking to the shamans inside my psyche last night on deem .

keep the kids out of the bathroom theres loose deemsters in there.

by smoov e January 12, 2009

exorcising the brown daemons

A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009

murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

deemz

Slang word for the psychedelic DMT. Commonly used on the streets as it is a cooler way of saying DMT.

Stevie, my man, I smoked some deemz last night and I feel like a new man.

by hellsbells1 October 16, 2019