Chaperone

any adult present in order to maintain order or propriety at an activity of young people, as at a school dance.

the DJ's playing my favorite song ain't no chaperone's this could be the night of your dream.
...No adults to keep an eye on us...

by nina bieber April 13, 2011

craporama

a flea market or garage sale

Did you buy anything at the neighbor's craporama?

by I am Achmed January 13, 2009

crapetarian

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.

Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.

by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010

Crapendipity

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.

Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.

by mrwill26 September 1, 2013

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu

damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously

by therealiconicdynamicduo November 3, 2017

Crapey

Too be a creepy rapist

Mick was on the piss with the boys and he started staring at one of the boys mrs, then Bateman said “oi you crapey cunt stop looking at my mrs like that”

by Yeah Barry November 16, 2021

crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007