See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.
"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008
Get the Christian Crank mug.A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.
With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.
by BiggerD October 14, 2010
Get the cranio-rectal intrusion mug.A fusion consisting of cranberry, lime and lemon juices. This non-alcoholic drink is usually served on crushed ice with cane sugar as a sweetener. The flavor has been said to confer its wonderful benefits on all who drink it: good health, great longevity, inner tranquility and incisive intellectual clarity. Frequently, this beverage is served in the bed of a pickup truck while watching a drive-in movie.
“Hop in the bed and I’ll make you some cold Cranimon that you’ve been craving.”
“Hey Krumpsley, squeeze me some Cranimon.”
“Hey Krumpsley, squeeze me some Cranimon.”
by Alan Tate May 1, 2006
Get the Cranimon mug.That giant mosquito lookin' motherfucker that doesn't bite or fucking do anything, really. They're easy to catch, but can freak the fuck out of you.
"WTF is that shit on the wall mate?"
"That be one fucking big crane fly..."
"ARRRRRGHHHHHHH THERE'S A HUGE MOSQUITO ON MY WALL"
"Bro, that's just a crane fly, chill the fuck out"
"That be one fucking big crane fly..."
"ARRRRRGHHHHHHH THERE'S A HUGE MOSQUITO ON MY WALL"
"Bro, that's just a crane fly, chill the fuck out"
by thefugees May 16, 2012
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Repressed Emo Fidget Daddy,
Known for:
His ability to please the masses with just his voice and face. The Walmart version of Brendon Urie. Having the best fans in the world :) and his great taste in memes.
Warnings:
do not eat soap around, use musically, or ABOVE ALL ELSE ..... DO NOT..... G note.
If you do any of the above my only response is " SCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE"
BRYDEN IS REAL
Repressed Emo Fidget Daddy,
Known for:
His ability to please the masses with just his voice and face. The Walmart version of Brendon Urie. Having the best fans in the world :) and his great taste in memes.
Warnings:
do not eat soap around, use musically, or ABOVE ALL ELSE ..... DO NOT..... G note.
If you do any of the above my only response is " SCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE"
BRYDEN IS REAL
CrankThatFrank saved my life.
CrankThatFrank is the best youtuber to ever be on camera
CrankThatFrank is YEEsus
CrankThatFrank is the best youtuber to ever be on camera
CrankThatFrank is YEEsus
by HomicidalAmity July 18, 2017
Get the CrankThatFrank mug.A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.
"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."
by theavox December 16, 2011
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