When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
by Old Bae December 03, 2017
by Xeakae December 06, 2020
Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
"Oh, have you seen The Conundrum?"
"What the fuck are you doing in my closet."
"Watch NoahIsCanned on Prime video or YouTube!"
"What the fuck are you doing in my closet."
"Watch NoahIsCanned on Prime video or YouTube!"
by TheCannMann June 12, 2023