You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
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Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.
We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.
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There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.
There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....
There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.
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Jeremy: “You’ve practiced self-mongulation.”
Jeremy: “You’ve practiced self-mongulation.”
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