Clem

once thou hath learned the importance of milk
you may become
the clem

Clem: clem
Clem: clem

by Lord clem the thridst October 29, 2021

clem

clem

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by i eat doors May 30, 2022

Clem

Its a clum, a clump of cum that you usually find in doors. they can also be found as fathers. be careful kids thats not ur dad thats a clump of cum

"I found a *clum* in dad's drawer!"
"thats not our dad thats a clump of cum clem.."

by Kazsuaha March 27, 2022

Clem

The act of necrophilia, specifically having intercourse with freshly cremated ashes.

Zach was excited to clem Deborah, since she had passed away last week.

by CopenhagenCrush April 12, 2025

Griffin Clem

If you ever meet a Griffin Clem then you probably met the only one on earth, he is kinda strange and a MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT!!! I would know (I'm a guy by the way, he is gay)

“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN CLEM AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”

by Smaeul July 11, 2024

pop a clem

When you're low on vitamin C and feisty af so you eat tiny oranges known as clementines. Preventative action against scurvy, especially when you're out to sea.

"Covid19 is spreading quickly, you better pop a clem every couple of hours." "Black Beard's past time was to pop a clem."

by Gladus Tuesday March 25, 2020

Clem

A feeling of pure disappointment with not even a whiff of anger

What's for lunch mate?

Not sure but I know it's not chicken biryani wraps
(Appropriate response)- For clem sake/Clemming hell

by mucky troff May 7, 2024