The Crispers

The "crispiness" of a sip of a carbonated beverage is measured by how intense the bubbles sting your tongue. The very first 2 sips of a carbonated beverage are the "crispiest" and are known as "the crispers".

"Would you like to share this soda with me? I will let you have the crispers!"

by RealSpliffit March 8, 2014

The Chrismer Way

Not wanting to hang around or stop by toxic people houses. We just let them talk shit behind our backs until they are help accountable for their actions.

Pretty sure you have been next-door multiple times and not ever stopped to say hello or apologized for not doing so. No worries its the Chrismer way.

by clchrismer November 18, 2021

People Crisper

The official name for the refrigeration drawer storage units used in a Morgue.

Yeah Aunt Millie has to spend some time in the people crisper before she is ready to rest.

by ZenoJester December 29, 2021

Cheese us Chrispe!

Euphimistic exclamation "Jesus Christ" pronounced in a company of liberals, atheists, agnostics and other non-believers.

- Biden wins.
- Cheese us Chrispe! We're all doomed.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 9, 2021