Canterbury High School

Canterbury High School / an Ottawa-Carleton District School Board high school near Elmvale and Billings bridge in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. The school was opened in 1969, and has over 1400 students. Its sports teams are "The Chargers". Canterbury High School includes a lot of black and Arab immigrants as well as posh white richies in the arts program. Canterbury students are both afraid and are disgusted by the neighbouring Hillcrest students as they are promiscuous. The sports teams in general suck, but do okay in some sports such as swimming. Canterbury has argueably the best arts program in the region (next to the frenchie school DeLaSalle) and it attracts snobby anorexic dancers, obnoxiously loud actors, high visual students, gay vocal students, and random muscians from all over. This is a very white population and about 0.000000006 people in it are not white. The walls are covered with lots of awesome artowrk and the halls are full of crazy people. It's a very friendly environment in general. It's full of gay boys and beautiful girls and is a great place for a straight guy to come and all the girls there are desperate and even a mediocre guy has 3 girls after him. Couples have sex in the hallways sometimes, especially the drama stairwell. A good place in general.

P1. Wow your crazy, which high school do you go to?

Awesome Person: Canterbury High School, nbd. ;)

by CHSmas December 5, 2011

Douche Canoe

1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."

If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!

by MFaF September 13, 2009

Little Man In A Canoe

The clitoris, nestled inside of the vagina.

Marjorie, became enflamed with lust as she read her naughty novel, causing her little man in a canoe to swell and beg for a finger banging.

by Jerry Paratestees October 25, 2014

South County Canoe

When an individual relieves their bowels on the back of their partner(s) neck(s). The deposit will then smear down the back and create lubricant for backdoor action.

She/he wanted to try something new, so I introduced her to the South County Canoe.

by Justin April 19, 2004

Canterbury Scene

A sub category of progressive rock started by the band The Wilde Flowers. Members of this band went on to form Caravan and The Soft Machine. The style of music mixes whimsical psychadelia with jazz inspired improvisation.

In the Land of Grey and Pink is a great Canterbury Scene album.

by The Ryan May 30, 2006

food canoes

floating human feces

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

by Torgo Rouzdouer May 27, 2008

Douche Canoe

A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.

“Look at that douchebag over there”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”

“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019