Anti Monkey Butt Powder

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond

hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!

by Roofuhlyn July 19, 2010

Monkey Butt

A derogative term for monkeys

Hillary Clinton is a Monkey Butt

by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 November 12, 2019

Monkey Butt

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.

I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"

by Blue pickle August 22, 2007

monkey butt

after riding a motorcycle all day and your ass hurts so bad you walk like a monkey

by Chris Anderson May 26, 2003

red hot monkey butt

Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.

Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?

by Jeff Nordberg January 1, 2009

Monkey Butt

Term of endearment: Can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.

I love you Monkey Butt!!

by I love erin :) March 2, 2009

Freaky Monkey Butt Love

The act of anal sex, with a partner that when finished throws the inevitable poop at hapless onlookers.

Man, you missed some freaky monkey butt love at the park; I almost got hit!!!!!

by The Sugar Shack October 10, 2011