by PonkeyIsALedgend August 27, 2017
When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.
Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.
by Chezwegs May 28, 2019
by Alexis Elwell/ mrs genius June 05, 2020
When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it…
by Camjohn1 November 03, 2022
Acting:
Gary Goldman in Leon: the professional, didn't even go Ham he took the whole boar!
Stansfield:"EVERYONNEEEE!"
Real Life:
"Yeah my brother goes beyond H.A.M he went Whole boar and smashed that!"
Cooking:
When a ham won't feed a family go outside shoot a boar and spit roast the whole thing!
Wife:"My whole family is coming for Thanksgiving"
Husband: "F***, I'll get my gun"
Gary Goldman in Leon: the professional, didn't even go Ham he took the whole boar!
Stansfield:"EVERYONNEEEE!"
Real Life:
"Yeah my brother goes beyond H.A.M he went Whole boar and smashed that!"
Cooking:
When a ham won't feed a family go outside shoot a boar and spit roast the whole thing!
Wife:"My whole family is coming for Thanksgiving"
Husband: "F***, I'll get my gun"
by Grey Mage January 12, 2012
A definition of “pig” as defined by ladies and feminists, but a boar is ore sophisticated and asks the lady(s) permission before making perverted advances; in some ways a “gentleman perv”
Girl 1: Man I talked to this kinky-ass perv last night, wanted to choke me and do me from behind upon meeting!
Girl 2: Eww, sounds like a pig! Did you call the police?!
Girl 1: Nah, he was a Boar and asked nice first, so we did it.
Girl 2: Eww, sounds like a pig! Did you call the police?!
Girl 1: Nah, he was a Boar and asked nice first, so we did it.
by WyldOzzy October 31, 2018