Definitions by Chezwegs

Penis OX

When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.

Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.

Penis OX by Chezwegs September 16, 2020

Boar’s Head

When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.

Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.

Boar’s Head by Chezwegs May 28, 2019