6 definitions by WyldOzzy
A term for any USA woman with an attitude of snottiness, double-standard, privilege and entitlement, using this attitude to try and get her way, often demanding to “speak to the manager” or demanding a certain standard or special product/service/price because of her entitlement or sense of an inflated need; usually depicted as a white woman from mid 30s-middle age, a soccer mom and anti-vaxxer, with multiple kids.
Some lady threw a fit because she didn’t want to pay an additional 30 cents for extra cheese that was clearly advertised. What a fucking Karen!
by WyldOzzy August 13, 2021
A woman, usually middle aged and white, with an entitled, privileged and demanding attitude who usually asks to “speak to the manager” to get her way. Karen is usually racist, an anti-vaxxer, a soccer mom with multiple kids, rude to working-class staff and/or sporting a particular bob cut hairstyle. While usually this archetype, Karen can also refer to any woman who acts privileged and entitled in addition to being hypocritical and having a double standard.
Some Karen demanded to speak to the manager because she claimed the drive thru worker’s cornrow haircut was unprofessional and “unacceptable”
by WyldOzzy August 13, 2021
Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
by WyldOzzy July 3, 2020
A cycle of catching, suffering from, and passing along any manner of seasonal illnesses, viruses (cold, flu, swine flu, etc.), or whatever “crud that’s going around”, among the same group of people, usually among family households or small groups of co-workers. Anywhere from 1-4 consecutive games of Crud Tag can be played.
Employee: Yeah I think I got what my my wife and kid just got over, so I’ll try to come in later.
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!
by WyldOzzy August 10, 2018
A definition of “pig” as defined by ladies and feminists, but a boar is ore sophisticated and asks the lady(s) permission before making perverted advances; in some ways a “gentleman perv”
Girl 1: Man I talked to this kinky-ass perv last night, wanted to choke me and do me from behind upon meeting!
Girl 2: Eww, sounds like a pig! Did you call the police?!
Girl 1: Nah, he was a Boar and asked nice first, so we did it.
Girl 2: Eww, sounds like a pig! Did you call the police?!
Girl 1: Nah, he was a Boar and asked nice first, so we did it.
by WyldOzzy October 31, 2018
A member of the Internal Revenue Service and/or a tax collector or auditor of the same organization. The purpose of the taxhole is to fuck over the American people by collecting money for so-called “programs” that never get a cent, grow the pocketbooks of politicians, lobbyists and special interest groups, invade our financial privacy with its unlimited power, and charge arbitrary levies, interest and penalties as the cherry on top of the “fuck you” cake they serve
I was supposed to get a refund this year and the IRS held it saying I still owed “penalties”. Motherfucking taxholes!!!
by WyldOzzy July 3, 2020