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Avon, Ma

Also known as "Gayvon" or "The pimple on Brockton's ass-cheek" Avon is a 4 square mile town that has nothing but pizza places, convenience stores, and a raggedy looking old shoe factory. The population consists of old white people that lived there as children (townies), white families consisting of people that lived in the town, left, and then came back, and more recently Blacks and Asians started moving into the town. The kids of the town are nice and innocent until 7th grade then shit hits the fan because they are introduced to weed at AMHS. This then takes up the majority of the younger population's life. If you are a parent and have a teenager in Avon, they most likely spend their nights at the Miller-Tracy playground smoking weed and drinking four lokos. there is nothing in Avon for amusement. so you will need to venture into the slums of Holbrook, Randolph, or "The City of Crack-heads" Brockton,Ma. If you plan on moving to Avon and raising a family then enjoy it until you have to worry about your son/daughter being brought home by George Houhoulis. The high school consist of 40% of people that actually live in the town. the other 60% are kids that come from Brockton, Holbrook, Randolph, Dorchester, etc. The school's football team has such a small amount of players they merge with Holbrook to create the Avon/Holbrook Blue and Orange Bulldogs. All-in-all Avon is a somewhat pleasant town but is notoriously boring.
Typical Conversation for Avon, Ma kids on a Friday/Satrday:

Kid #1: yo, whats good dude?
Kid #2: Nothin man, tryin to get a run?
Kid #1: Yeah, man lets get like 2 Four Lokos each, you got money?
Kid #3 (in background): I'll throw down a few bills for a bag
by IHateThisTown60 December 4, 2010
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alonte

a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!
omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!
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Avonlee

A beautiful girl and old soul that posses the ability to create happiness wherever she goes. Open-minded, likes the simple things in life, and gives the best hugs in the entire world. When the whole world walks out, your avonlee will still be there on her guava farm. It's absolutely impossible to get mad at her. Whenever you're in a mad mood, just think of your avonlee and you'll feel better. The most easiest person to talk to ever. If there isn't an Avonlee in your life, you aren't experiencing life yet.
Suzanne : WOW, she's so amazing. I can't even get over it, she's an insiration, she draws me in, or something.
Becky : Yep, we definatley have an Avonlee on our hands ..
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avant garde

a term used by people who like to give the impression that they are intellectual art connoisseurs when they are trying to "describe" a quality of a piece of art that they dont understand at all and might not even be there. There are a few who use this term correctly (to describe ultramodernism or experimentation in modern art), but most who use it are ignorant and in denial regarding their own artistic mediocrity.
Wow look at this painting.... its so.... avant garde!" "Shut up Jim, you don't know anything about art
by MikeDelScorcho October 6, 2010
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AnonTalk

AnonTalk is a semi-anonymous bulletin board, with a Sysop that censors any post that criticizes him or AnonTalk, or any post with a spelling error or meme, even for comedic effect. Sysop does not have a sense of humor, and is a total hypocrite, saying he hates /b/, spamming it nonsensically with advertisements saying that /b/ is for retards and that they should come to AnonTalk, and then being a whiny faggot when /b/ spams back.

AnonTalk is semi-anonymous. Sysop assigns each poster a letter, ensuring that everyone knows exactly who you are, though it's a relative identity rather than an absolute identity (Poster B versus ilikepoop@gmail.com).

He censors any post with 4chan in it, replacing it with "Retardchan", thus imposing his fail onto others. Sysop also allows direct links to CP, resulting in his site being closed down multiple times due to him being a retard and most likely fapping to the CP that was posted when he should have been moderating his board.

In other words, this is a cesspool of pedophiles. Please visit 4chan instead, where the mods are smart enough to delete CP so that their site isn't closed down.
Hey, AnonTalk sure is full of faggots, eh?
by An Anontalk Poster June 12, 2009
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Avon, Indiana

A west suburb of Indianapolis that is basically a much smaller, but growing, combination of Carmel, Indiana and Greenwood, Indiana.
I am wealthy. I don't want to move to Carmel because they are all too snobby and I do not want to move to Greenwood because they are not snobby enough. I guess I will move to Avon, Indiana to balance things out.
by westsideINDY April 12, 2011
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Avantika

A bi girl that's definitely a tsundere and will beat up anybody who dares cross her, stronger or not.
Damn man, who beat you up?
Some Avantika....
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