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Abbottabad

n. A modern city near Islamabad with a thriving economy and vibrant night life in spite of an overwhelmingly blind population. Home to a large military officer training centre, a security police academy, a large sophisticated army base, and a cadre of well known international terrorists in a well-appointed glaringly-obvious hideout.

Famous for its complex network of blind alleys and home to the Pan-Asia bronze medal winning Hide-and-Seek team this modern metropolis, nestled in the fog-shrouded mountains of North East Pakistan, has recently almost seen the opening of yet another factory to manufacture the signature white canes which are synonymous with Abbottabad industry.

Tourist attractions include the Referee and Umpire Museum and a zoo devoted almost entirely to bats, cave fish, moles, and deaf chickens with cataracts and glaucoma. Visitors can feel secure knowing that in the event of any threat modern interceptor aircraft can be scrambled from Islamabad and will arrive in about a week: two weeks tops if it's a bit cloudy.
Excuse me Major, can you tell me where the Abbottabad bus station is?

Certainly. Take a left at the Bin Laden compound and then it's just past the Willful Ignorance Airbase on Death To America Avenue.
If you get lost ask the tall guy with the Saudi accent for help ... but don't let him drive.
by gnostic1 June 2, 2011
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abbotsford

A city where the only thing people do, Is sit around and smoke weed.
" Abbotsford is gay, what do you want to do?"
" Blaze? "
" OK. "
by Terror, April 16, 2008
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Corey Abbott

Is a little basic white girl that actually has a dick that is an astonishing 3inches long, If u know a Corey Abbott their most likely gay and want ur 3incher. Corey Abbott’s have sex with their uncle tony Abbott who is a faggot
Oh look there’s that white girl corey Abbott who’s actually a gay dude
by Big pigon December 3, 2019
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Ablution

1. Religious ritual, performed, a cleansing of the body.
2. A habit or routine.
Sally performed her morning ablutions which consisted of taking a shower, brushing her hair and teeth.
by Yegge June 18, 2006
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Alot

A world that is used primarily on internet site.
It cannot be found in the dictionary and drives many people crazy as it is incorrect.

Allot means to share/ divide space or things- this is where allotment came from, an allotted space of land.

lot- meaning one of a set of objects/ a way of deciding (similar to vote) or the decision or choice made by such a method.

a lot- Very many, a large number; also, very much.

Now, the word 'alot' doesn't appear in any correct dictionary, so it is not a word. It is a popular misspelling- done by those who seem to have missed basic spelling classes in Primary school.
Idiot- OMG I luv him alot

Person with correct spelling- a lot, you LOVE him a lot.
by EllieLindan July 2, 2011
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Abbott

Abbott is usually a very beautiful girl and is popular. all guys and girls want to be friends with her and everyone talks great about her. her laugh is super cute and she lights up every room. she laughs at most things and is always happy. she has good grades and has many friends
wow, she looks like an abbott
by mellissa1987 April 7, 2019
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gary ablett

Rhyming clubbers slang for an Ecstasy pill, named after Liverpool FC defender Gary Albett (1983-1992)

(Gary) Ablett rhymes with tablet.
Alright mate, got any Gary’s?

Is Gary Ablett gonna be at the club with you tonight?
by Ketmister August 2, 2006
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