pussy wolferson

n; used to address a person with a similar sounding name, Ex. Billy Wilkinson, who has far too much body hair for they're own good.

"hey pussy wolferson, when you gonna shave that neck hair?"

by living proof December 12, 2003

Woofer Moose

Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.

'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'

by Loopmeister August 8, 2006

woofery

(adj.) dog like in appearance or smell; a person who resembles ugly dog; describes an event that is not fun

(verb) woofin' ie. Amber was woofin' at that party

1. Dan: How was your sandwich?
Mike: I didn't eat it
Dan: Why not?
Mike: It smelled woof

2. Jenna: Ugh, that girl's face is soo dog like!
Sara: Yeah, she is really woofery looking.

by sketchy ninja August 16, 2009

Woffed

verb- the act of being completely physically or mentally dominated by an opponent or enemy to the point of utter embarrassment. Originating from a few glorious moments when Wofford College asserted its manliness over BYU in the second round of the 2011 NCAA March Madness Tournament. It is important to note that one can be woffed in any activity, not just basketball.

Did you see how hard I just woffed that kid? I think he might be crying.

by Shane McNootz April 4, 2011

wooley wofter

A british slang for a homosexual/fag.

jose webje is a wooley wofter.

by Dark Toilet March 4, 2008

Waffer Trash

Catholic girls who attend female Catholic schools, in turn being extremely aggressive toward males. Can be very skanked out. Waffer refers to communion. See Phil Hendries Show.

"So we have all these Poohbah skanked out waffer trash girls coming to our dances."
- RC Collinsworth, Phil Hendries Show

by Rankojin December 17, 2004

wiffer

Wiffer a man with a Wife or Girlfriend, that his significant other wears the pants in the relationship. A man that has a wife or girlfriend and she doesn’t want him to spend time with friends or doesn’t let him do anything by himself or with friends. A man that doesn’t have the balls to do whatever he wants specially with his guyfriends!!

All The Fellas get together on Sunday to Drink Beer Bar B Que and watch all the Football games until we are drunk. However we have some Wiffer friends that either never show up or leave early because they are wiffers!

My Friend's Albert and Henry are Wiffers they never make it to the Football Bar B Ques on Sunday because they are wiffers. My Friend Eric sometimes shows up to the Bar B Que but most of the time he is wiffing it with his lady so does Romeo!!!

by Kid Kidster!! November 16, 2007