wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

Wanker's tan

An expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.

'Pete's just got Football Manager 2009, so he'll be working on his wanker's tan for a while.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009

Waynerd

A nick-name for Wayne that can only be used for a guy who fits the following description: Kind with a sensitive demeanor and strong work ethic. He loves God, his family and his dog, but doesn't really need anyone (except God and his dog). He is a thoughtful and passionate lover~very attractive. He may seem insecure at times. But, don't let him fool you! He likes himself and commands the respect of anyone he spends time with. God is especially fond of Waynerd. He is truly blessed!

Your name may be Wayne, but you are no Waynerd!

waynerd, blessed, dog-lover, independent, blessing

by Rodnisha Louise February 24, 2010

Late Wanker

The action of masturbating to pornography, and ejaculating at a scene when the male characters face and/or body is only shown.

Dude, yesterday, I was beating off, and I became a late wanker... It was all over the guys face...

by Justin Herr March 17, 2017

Banter wanker

A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.

Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.

Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?

by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019

Aaron Warner

Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever live. Even though he's pretty short and a murderer, I would still get down on my knees for him.
hes literally so loyal and hot and he may seem heartless (he's said that himself once) but he's such I sweetheart also LYHFML (lift yours hips for me love ) soooo um yeah.
not a single shatter me fan could say a red flag about him bc even though he did a little bad thing or a few, all the good things he did make up for everything bad he did so um to to the hand bitch.

Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever exist

by sagembhg March 26, 2023

fucking wanker

someone who is a fucking asshole

dude 1: jonny tried messaging messaging my girl
dude 2: what a fucking wanker

by Sikethatsnotit January 27, 2019