weave issue

1. a hysterical fit; a conniption
2. a pretty big issue

1. I had such a weave issue when I saw those shoes on sale at Payless.
2. Did you know there are 360 calories in this SlimFast shake? That's a weave issue, if you ask me.

by Jens Lekman October 16, 2008

weave monster

n. A female with a busted hair weave. To have to much hair weave in one's head.

Did you see that weave monster in the beauty shop?

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

Weave Nation

If someone is Weave Nation this means he is a dodging expert. Throw him stuff, most of the time he will dodge left and right everything.

Goku goes and Broly had to show why he was a part of Weave Nation, started dodging all of (Goku's) attacks.

by Enkoom September 3, 2023

weave wag

Action taken by women, usually black and wannabeez, when they are agitated. The head moves quickly from side to side thus wagging the weave. Can be accompanied by threatening hand motions or display of palm. Serious chimpout usually ensues. Phrases like "Oh no you di'int" or "You be trippin" are usually used in conjunction with the weave wag.

When Shaawnee'qua got mad she gave me the weave wag. It was a real chimpout, cuz I di'nt do nuffin.

by Uncle Milfy II June 22, 2013

weave wagon

A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.

Man, Bill's new car is a total weave wagon!

by drippydrizzle April 29, 2014

Weave Snatcher

A bitch who don’t play with other bitches. She tends to take up weave out when fighting. Or she’s just to scared to say anything so she says she will snatch thy weave.

Shannah: “Did You See That Girl Talk shit?! She finna get snatched “

Rebecca: “Omg Sister you’re such a weave snatcher!!”

by Thicccsister June 8, 2018

Weave bubbles

It’s a knot you get in your weave.

Ugh I have so many weave bubbles

by Nagsgsjka January 14, 2020