Garth and Kat: *singing* "And you taught me how to reeeeeaad. But you forgot one word. One word. Two words. One word. Conniption. Conniption. Whyyy didn't you teach me conniption? Connipiton"
by kimniption October 16, 2019
Gives me conniptions...
by seesnaw February 23, 2018
by Spoopy Chicken October 03, 2018
Unreasonably angry, typically over a trivial incident; to be in the throes of a conniption. Similar to "in a snit" or "ticked off" but with less gravitas (than the latter, especially).
by bungadiri April 16, 2006
A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated by failure to achieve some goal or inability to obtain some object denied to one. Usually consists of crying, shouting, stamping of feet, throwing of objects, or inappropriate use of words.
She really had a conniption because she wasn't chosen to be Beauty Queen. She threw a conniption when he refused to marry her.
by Lester Garver June 20, 2006
A peak of fit, or hissy fit, or temper tantrum, and/or the desire to throw a tantrum as an emotional state, of wanting to alter much of one's own outcomes, yet when such outcomes are already proven inevitable.
He was in conniptions from his lack of insight into his own outcomes regarding his children's mother with respect to his son's behavior .
by curaezipirid May 23, 2016
Something old people say when they are trying to confuse younger generations with their archaic vocabulary
by Avocadoboy February 23, 2023