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Uppercunt

A closed fist punch in an upward, swinging motion that makes direct contact with the vagina.
Jab, jab, uppercunt--she's out!
by Dusty Rhodes April 23, 2004
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Uppercunt

Similar motion to the uppercut. The only difference is location.

Not to be mistaken with fisting, which is very similar. The difference being that the Uppercunt is fast and not a repeated motion as there is no need for further pleasure after such a maneouvre.

A technique that is apparently associated with Leeroy Jenkins.
Bill - Last night I got my Uppercunt on.
Phil - Oh cool.
Bill - Yeah, I know. Her head is still stuck in my ceiling as we speak.
by Uxio July 14, 2009
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We got a little serious there... I believe fisting should be called uppercunting
by ANTIClTIZEN December 3, 2010
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uppercum

The act of semen ejaculating with such great force that it hits the ejaculator's chin.
Shaun's girlfriend kept stopping and starting giving him a handjob, so when he finally came, he gave himself an uppercum.
by Wetbeverage May 23, 2011
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Uppercunternutter with Jelly

When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.
Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up
by Susie_Qsie November 18, 2018
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uppercunt

Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.

Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.
1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"
by twotoTandy March 27, 2008
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Uppercunt

A swift, unexpected, yet well-deserved punch to the vagina, whether literal or metaphorical. Usually, but not always to a stranger.
When the judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail, Lindsay looked like she had caught a decisive uppercunt. And she wept appropriately.

No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?
by Foulio July 9, 2010
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