TweetSlacking

Failing to post a tweet on twitter for extended period of time

where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker

by mytomcat June 16, 2010

Tweetastrophe

A twitter tweet that turns out to be so much more than a bad idea.

Policeman: "We know that you were at the scene of the crime last night."

Man: "I'm telling you I wasn't!"

Policeman: "Well that's not what you told your followers on twitter, and see... here is a picture."

Man: "Well isn't this a tweetastrophe!"

by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010

Tweetually Active

Your ability to tweet.

Ron: Yo I will tweet later when I know what club I am heading to.

Jermey: Yo I ain't got twitter.

Ron: You mean you ain't tweetually active? Yo 1984 called, they looking for you. Loser.

by xfacex June 7, 2011

Tweethab

Rehab for Twitterers.

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team because of retarded tweets. Ashton is in Tweethab.

by backotruck November 12, 2011

that's what she tweets

That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.

Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)

by That's What She Saider December 21, 2009

Tweetjacked

The act of tweeting on ones behalf, usually without their permission or knowing.

Sean wondered why Hoshi's Twitter feed was full of random chaos...only to find out later in the day, he had been tweetjacked.

by shoulderhawk April 16, 2009

tweetnado

You send out a series of controversial tweets that anger, frustrate and offend so many people that the damage done resembles a tornado. tweetstorm, Twitter, likes, retweet, social media, follow, unfollow, quote tweet, block, President Trump, Trumpspeak, Trumpnesia, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trump armor, Trump army, Trumper, Trump media, Sharknado

Trump must have been restless last night, he has been tweeting non-stop since 3am. Trump's tweetnado has shocked DC and the establishment media, they have been freaking out all morning.

by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017