Tractor Face

A term used to describe a very ugly person

When it looks like they've been ran over by some sort of tractor

I can't belive you got into that tractor face last night, she was a rotter!

by BlGBUCK June 1, 2009

Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)

1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

tatored

Beyond shitfaced, completely gone. Slight redneck connotation. Incapable of caring about anything.

Mike was so tatored last night that he fell down the hill in the backyard and slept up against the fence at the bottom for 2 hours.

by Triis February 12, 2009

Tractorlicious

The state of being as fabulous as a tractor

This maths lesson is tractorlicious

by Hayley van der wattsanotor June 13, 2018

midnight traitor

someone who says they'll stay up with you until midnight doing homework and then finishes early and goes to sleep and your life sucks since you're up alone doing homework

In the evening, Sarah made me watch YouTube videos with her because she said she'd stay up late with me and we could do homework later. She finished by 10 and went to bed and I was up til 4 in the morning! Sarah is such a midnight traitor.

by someone awesomely cool January 29, 2009

Twilight traitor

The person that we all applaude for leaking one of Stephanie Meyer's books that was not yet published, and therefore causing her to decide not to publish it, and saving the world from having to see yet another horribly shitty book invading our bookstores and pretending to be an actual piece of literature. This person, while anonymous, is considered a hero by every person in the world not infected by the terrible disease known as twilight.

twilight twishit stephanie meyer Twilight traitor

by OurBella'sDead,YoursWillBeToo October 30, 2011

southern traitor

A phrase used by the yankees during the civil war for betraying the rest of the country.

Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattles,
Union boys will win the battles, right away!
Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
(I just realized this song doesn't have southern traitors in it lol)

by justryingtolive667 June 17, 2021