Toaster Doobies

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.

Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.

by Brunnerman February 14, 2009

Toaster Bath

When you head to the bathroom, fill up the bath with water, plug in your toaster near said bath and hop in the bath with your toaster

Go Commit Toaster Bath

by Mustard Panda September 28, 2018

Torsten

According to Wikipedia, the roots of the name go back to the Germanic God “Thor” and the Swedish word for stone (“sten”), so “Torsten” translates to something along the lines of “adamant like Thor”.

The actual exemplars of the type “Torsten” are mostly good natured, kind and very intelligent men with a sporadic fit of helplessness and indecisiveness, which is causally related to their disposition to overcomplicate uncomplicated things. Apart from that, “Torsten”s are usually sweet and should never be compared to any other type of men.

person 1: "Have you talked to XY lately?"
person 2: "Naww, XY is a great guy, but I'd rather be around Torsten."

by Ehsem February 14, 2010

Toaster Chicken

When two people put one hand each in a toaster and proceed to as if they were makin toast. Who ever takes their hand out first looses and will face whatever bet they made!!!!!!

Mikey: Yo that party was crazy. Eveyone had a burn on their hand from playin toaster chicken!
Jason: Paul is a crazy fuck for inventing toaster chicken!

by Captain Diggity (chitzy) September 20, 2007

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018

toaster

An especially useless piece of computing equipment. Old hardware only good for heating things up.

That XXX server is essentially a toaster.

by lantz July 12, 2006

Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.

Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.

by YDM May 26, 2014