Tooheys Old

The greatest Australian beer ever made. It is a Black Ale which has brewed and bottled in New South Wales since 1869 (and also available on tap at most pubs througout NSW) and commonly referred to simply as "Old". Unlike most commercially brewed Australian lagers (i.e. Foster's, Victoria Bitter, XXXX) which almost taste like tap water, Old possesses a full bodied flavour which makes it awesome.

Random Drinker: "TOOHEYS OLD, drink it cold..."

Drinker at Pub: "Yeah, can I have a schooner of OLD thanks?"

by 3xS October 18, 2010

tooheys extra dry

The best beer of all time, being at 5.0% alco and 1.4 standard drinks, which is equivalent of most alcoholic drinks these days.

Second best to the extra fragmented Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums being at 6.5%, and which have glow in the dark labels at night clubs!!!

Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co

Dude, lets get wasted on Tooheys Extra Dry!!

Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!

by delta769alsoknownasscuba_456 March 19, 2008

Tooey

Tooey is a lush musician with odd habits that scare most everyone, but are oddly attractive.

A propensity to kiss boys/girls she has just met.

by Tooey February 21, 2005

tooky

a cunt

man lisa had some good tooky

by j-man July 28, 2003

tooheys

Disgusting swill not fit for human consumption. See pooheys.

"Somebody brought pooheys to this party, lets stab them."
"Hu-Ah"

by david June 23, 2004

Tooley

A Dick, A Male's Penis

I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!

by T.E.V January 17, 2009

Toomey

equal parts Irish surname and super hip young person slang for tmrw, as in, "maybe we do a gnarly dope first Friday after your coffee banger toomey? Hmu." ;)

" Toomey and toomey and toomey, creeps in this pesky pace from day to day. And all our yestertoomeys have lighted fools the way to friscalating dusklight. "
- William Shakespeare

by Banny C Drisp December 3, 2020