the winchester

A pub of British folklore that offers protections against a wide range of ills ie girlfriend dumping you, zombies

"Zombies are attacking, WHAT DO WE DO?!"

"lets go to the winchester"

by Aliss November 7, 2007

yeet myself out the window

what someone says in an incredibly awkward or embarrassing situation

*mom makes a dirty joke*

“I will literally yeet myself out the window”

by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

in the wind

to disappear, unable to be found

Where's your boyftiend?

I dunno, in the wind

by F.J. October 29, 2006

The Winsor School

An amazing all girls private school in Boston, Massachusetts. Despite what people think most of the girls are extremely nice, and are always there for you no matter what. They are all a little boy crazy, but they never ever see boys, so you would be too. The classes are not only extremely academically challenging and stimulating, but they are also really fun!! The whole school is like a family. Everyone has your back.

A: Where do you go to school?
B: The Winsor School!
A: That's Awesome! I heard it is amazing!
B: Yeah, it is!

by soccergirlhcb March 3, 2011

3 sheets to the wind

To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)

When he attempted to leave bar, He did not get far as he was already 3 sheets to the wind.

by LilDog May 9, 2014

Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.

William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.

by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011