slapped in the boobies

Being dissed to no end, and not coming up with a comeback.

Dude 1: "This hot dog smells like your moms vag"
Dude 2: "UHHHHHHH"
Dude 3: "You were just slapped in the boobies"

by Cam Cab March 8, 2008

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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

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Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.

Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009

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