Swaffel

To slap something, usually a man or woman's face, with an erect penis or similar hard, penis-shaped object.
To cockslap.

(sidenote: this is the only word known of by the author of this entry that describes the phenomenon of cockslapping, and is not a compound word or portmanteau)

Originally a slang term from North Amsterdam, the word has spread in usage to various other parts of Europe, the Middle East, and North America.

Variations: swafffel, mutaswaffila, swaafil

Steve swaffeled Marie, and then Marie dumped Steve.

George tried waking up his girlfriend with a swaffel, and then she didn't talk to him for a week.

Arabic: Ana swaffeltuha!

by swaafila December 25, 2008

safferoonicle

An amazing youtuber who is a nerdfighter, likes to write songs, and who wears the coolest glasses!

oh i really want to watch something interesting. well why dont you try safferoonicle?

by Saffycool June 12, 2009

dirty shaffer

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015

shaffering

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."

by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011

Scaffy

Something that's unpleasant to look at; ugly.

(From the movie Brave) Merida: "That scaffy witch gave me a gammy spell!"

by cg1212 December 24, 2012

Scaffolding

A sex position, typically performed by homosexual males, in which one man suspends the other male in the air by his own erect penis.

Men will scaffold sometimes when they run out of excitement in their sex life and have tried every other position.

When one has been scaffolded repeatedly or roughly it is not abnormal to sustain some rectal bleeding.

John was scaffolding British men in his room all night long, so he didn't get back on Xbox until 5p.m. the following day.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020

Saffron

Saffron is an amazing amazing person she is very funny and also very sweet and pretty if you have a friend named saffron keep her you will always love her she has an amazing sense of style she cares about everyone she know she lover all her friends and family ❤️

Wish I could see Saffron more ❤️💗

by Animalove6328 September 17, 2018