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Sprinkler-Bias

The area when sprinklers don't reach the area where the sprinkler manages to be avoided and thus makes it a sprinkler-bias. This area gets sad because the sprinkler was biased towards it.
Grass Patch 1- Dude I got showered with water today by Geoff the sprinkler, wbu?
Grass Patch 2- Nah Geoff is a meanie, totally sprinkler-bias towards me.
by Cho Pho Use January 6, 2015
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Egyptian Sprinkler

Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.
I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.
by ShockinglyMexican December 8, 2010
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florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.
She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.
by modrtow March 14, 2016
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Stink Sprinkler

Butthole, fart box, turd cutter, anus, asshole, sphincter, bunghole, rectum, chocolate starfish, the back door.
Man, I’d really like to tongue punch her stink sprinkler!
by A-ARon69 September 18, 2020
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sprinkle-toes

The unpleasant drizzle sensation, caused by back splash, that men feel when wearing flip-flops at a urinal.
Jesus, you pretty much have to do urinal-splits to avoid sprinkle-toes at this Barnes & Noble!
by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009
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Sprinkledick

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"
Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.
by OneLessChromosome May 23, 2014
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Ham Sprinkles

by mr. wellington April 24, 2010
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