Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.

"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."

by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021

Thumb Scrolling

Thumb Scrolling is a means of controlling a smart phone using only ones thumb, on the hand they are holding the device in.

Thumb scrolling is they way in which a user of Secret Takeaways can use the app using only one hand, because all the key clicks are in reach of your thumb. The other-hand therefore is free to hold a slice of pizza, a cold beer, etc.

by Secret Moments March 10, 2022

strouding

To leave a trail of red wine in your wake once you have reached a sufficient level of drunkeness.

Kate was strouding all over my new rug.

by Dfly83 January 18, 2016

Feed Scrolling Syndrome

When you've been scrolling through your social media feed for so long, u can't seem to stop scrolling.

William: *Scrolls through Instagram feed for an hour*
William: Help!!! Help!! I can't stop scrolling!!!!!!!
Chris: Damn it Will! Now you have Feed Scrolling Syndrome.

by Eagle Heart February 18, 2015

Whale Spouting

When you jerk off and you intentionally cum on your own face

Franco daily likes to in his dorm lay in bed and perform Whale Spouting!

by Gloryhole Super Fan June 13, 2011

spouting

what many people who have ideas based in hatered do.

george bush is spouting his dribble dick hate filled retoric yet again

by earthlover42 July 10, 2005

Ninja Scrolling

The act of sucking a girl's tit whereby the person totally puts the whole thing in their mouth or almost manages to do it while making a sucking like sound. Has nothing to do with rape.

It is derived from the gratuitously sexual and violent anime called Ninja Scroll. An antagonistic character T'ssai rapes one of the main protagonist women, Kegaro, where he literally had one of her porn star tits completely inside of his mouth. It was the most hilarious scene in Ninja Scroll.

He is so ninja scrolling his gf tonight.

by negev November 22, 2010