Sphincterine

(Noun) Anal passage cleanser. With a tigling sensation and minty fresh taste it'll keep your brown eye sparkling!!

"Sphincterine, makes you tingle and feels so clean,
Sphincterine, cleans your sphincter and what's between,
Sphincterine...Ahh"

by Colin Willment (Glasgow, Scotland) October 18, 2004

anal sphincter

The butt muscle that cuts off your poop and keeps the rest of your poop in your bung.

My anal sphincter is so lose that I can't feel myself poop anymore.

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

spain in the butt

n. Accumulation of angst caused in non-Spanish soccer fans by Spain's dominance of recent international tournaments.

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What did you think of the match in Kiev? Excellent footie or what!

Bah Humbug! More spain in the butt than I can stomach! Where's the panache? Tight waisted castenet banging bull killers!

by gnostic1 July 4, 2012

spain

A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!

Because Spain is extremely georgous, you should go there one of these days.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

Sphincter Rub

1) A delicate and imprecise act in which the partner about to engage in anal drilling for rectal exploration (in order to look for alternative energy sources; get your mind out of the gutter, people) gently massages his or her arsehole to stimulate, making small circular motions. Lubrication is strongly recommended, especially if you plan to dive in there later on using something else
2) A pain relieving cream for the anus once used in Southeast Asia; was taken off shelves for good in 1997 following a class-action lawsuit stemming from complaints that the directions didn't clearly state the cream should be taken OUT of the can when applied.
3) A grunge band from Seattle. Just not one of the good ones, like Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. And no, they're not around anymore.

Steve: So, you tried anal with Maggy?
Joe: Yeah man, but don't worry; I was all about setting the mood with a good, spiritual sphincter rub. That, and playing the very best of Hall and Oates in the background.

by Snipediddy September 8, 2005

Sphincter Surfing

When a man puts his hard cock in another persons anus and fucks it without going too far into the rectum so as to surf the anal sphincter.

Sphincter surfing works best when the penis is pulled out of the anus then put back in again repeatedly in fast succession.

by Dontbeusinyourrealname November 29, 2010