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Ass Spelunking

The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.
"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."

"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."
by H. J. B. May 17, 2008
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slunting

The act of hunting for sluts. A combination of two words that were already perfect in hunting and slut to make one super awesome word slunting.
Last night I went out slunting and this morning I woke in a strange bed.
by slunter25 February 18, 2013
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deep tongue spelunking

A severe type of cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman).

Deep tongue spelunking usually involves trying to get ones tongue as far into the vaginal cavity as possible.
This is usually done by tilting ones head back and almost inserting the lower jaw/chin.

Use with caution "DTS" has been known to cause severe neck injuries and may also lead to trout mouth if the receiver has not been properly identified.
"This girl was so hot I went deep tongue spelunking for WAY too long now I have to wear this neck-brace for a week."
by Cracka61 December 1, 2006
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Slugging

Slugging is the act of rubbing vaseline all over the front of your naked body, then sliding around like a slug on your kitchen floor (or any floor where it is possible to slide, tarmac is ill advised).
I heard that guy was caught Slugging by his father last night, what a pervert.
by Lil' Will October 30, 2012
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Vaginal Spelunking

Upon giving oral sex to a woman, the partner performing oral sex opens the vagina and yells "Hello, in there," or something of that sort, in hopes of hearing an echo.
John: Mary is such a slut, You could go vaginal spelunking!
by Chip J July 5, 2007
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slinging

similar to dealing, distributing, selling of drugs
No man, I stopped slinging after I got caught by the cops.
by garberrr November 9, 2005
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Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.
Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.
by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015
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