squirting snapper

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

by j November 11, 2004

snappin gyro

extremely physicaly fit pussy

man my girl friends best friend has a snappin gyro

by mike simpson May 12, 2003

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009

snapass

Derived from the verb “snap” where someone vaguely (and rudely) snaps their fingers at you demanding something now, but you are not sure what until you ask.

Also derived from the noun “jackass”, as in someone who is completely unaware how stupid they are.

Thus, “snapass” some who is rudely demanding something NOW, but you have no idea what and neither does the snapass.

get an email with the subject line: “helpdesk – fix logo – how long?”

Body of email: “blank”

I reply: “What logo are you referring to? Your webpage? Your email?”

Snapass response: “how long to fix logo?”

by phudz December 19, 2010

snapsexting

The act for a temporarily-exposed-message-exchanging application user of asking a fellow user how he/she would handle his penis, the question being previously set to be available for reading for up to 10 seconds.

Matt was snapsexting Laura yesterday morning but she wasn't available so he turned to Ashley who quickly responded and then Matt was satisfied.

by ju3433433432343 August 20, 2014

snapportunity

when an opportunity arises that you believe would make a perfect post to snapchat

That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!

by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69 February 12, 2015

snappin necks and cashin checks

A phrase used to signify that someone is taking charge and getting shit done! The term is well known for being used in the movie Step Brothers!

James Bond: "FunDawn, did you put laughing gas in the HVAC system?"
FunDawn: "Heck yeah, I am snappin necks and cashin checks, kitties!"
or
Boss: We are snappin necks and cashin checks today kitties!
Crew: Shit yeah Boss, killin it today!

By Scanman, January 17, 2023

by Rusty Scanman January 17, 2023