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pooper smoocher

1. A person who goes out of their way to brown nose and kiss up to others with the hope that they will be liked, accepted and befriended.
2. A facile person that is very pretentious and will act as if they admire, respect and even look up to one by constantly praising them when it is undeserved... all along with the motive of making people believe they are caring and sincere so then when they take advantage of this person or persons it is unexpected and therefore much easier put one over on them.
3. One who premeditates and targets someone and then uses their charm to manipulate them by lying and even telling them what ever it is that they think that person or persons might like to hear... all the while they have the intention of using that person or persons for their own selfish reasons later on when they deem necessary or most convenient for them.
sounds like: poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. I didn't know it was even possible for someone to be that much of pooper smoocher.
2. If they gave out trophies for being an ass kisser, her trophy would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 3, 2010
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goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes
that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.
by uberdonuts February 19, 2011
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Poo-Smoocher

Sucking up to someone,
Polishing apple,
To smooch somebodies poo!
A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grades than people who can,
a, Play sport
b, Stand sunlight
Pete, Smooched teacher-poo to become head-boy.

"Oh Pete, you Poo-smoocher"
by Mass October 25, 2004
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pole smoocher

I'm pretty sure Elton John is proud to be a pole smoocher.
by BB--YoMama July 23, 2006
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The Smoother (drink)

Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.
When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.

smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs
by She's Crafty September 6, 2013
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blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear

whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!
by macmatty January 15, 2006
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Smooshed

I had 5 martinis at the luncheon. I was so smooshed!
by A. Hoang October 10, 2007
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