Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

by Dalexley April 2, 2021

Smartin

Martin or Smartin Soldo (it depends on what hairstyle he has) is my short, big ass, smelly feet cousine. He is not very good at school because he is not very smart. He's got cute baby-face and some freckles on nose. Some girts find it cute (like me, because he is my cousine, my brother, my life) but most of them don't. The thing that girls like about him is that he plays handball. He is goal keeper and often get's a ball in his head (but that doesn't matter because his head is unusable).

Me: Martin! (Smartin)
Martin: What?
Me: Hi.

by SMartin 2403 April 9, 2022

starting soon

Starting soon... *dream speed run music*
Dudududu

Starting soon
Girl: mommy this twitch user is starting soon!
Mommy: I don't care

by Alex is pretty cool October 26, 2022

starting soon

a starting soon screen for your stream

“My twitch stream is starting soon,” says ur mom.

by Tnickels’ fan September 18, 2022

Starting a Ryan

A rumor, that sounds like it could be true in some strange way but turns out to be false.

Idiot: I heard Nintendo bought over Xbox
Gulible Guy: Really?
Sane Person:Nah, he's starting a ryan.

by Spudinator497 June 28, 2008

Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.

My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013