Slytherin Slip

Like a Freudian Slip but instead of sexual comment it is a slip of dark humor.

I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.

by Cynical Bry Bry July 2, 2018

fake slytherin

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy

That fake slytherin is a hoe

by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020

slutever

The name of a cult sex blog written by a female squatter in London about her fucked-up life.

1. Have you read Slutever recently?

2. Nah.

by Sweetie1234 December 9, 2009

Slytherpuff

A syltherpuff is someone who has loads of sarcasm, but is too kind to use it to offend somebody. If they do offend someone on purpose, they will feel bad right after. They are 2 stubborn to apologize but wanting to desperatly!

“I think that slytherpuff felt bad for calling me dumb, but they have not apologized”

by The slytherin May 29, 2018

Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.

I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.

by Jake November 22, 2004

slythe

sneaky, the act of being sly.

Switching out your processor for the one at work's would be pretty slythe.

by Szonic December 4, 2003

can i slytherin?

Saying, can I get in bed with you

Are you going to bed soon?
Yes.
Can I slytherin?

by TRSS December 5, 2016