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Suffering

Suffering is IN GREAT PAIN AND MIGHT DIE
Help, I am suffering, I am not living
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sluttering

Drunk to the point of slurring, slutting, stuttering
"She was already sluttering and it wasn't even dark yet."
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sluffing

You wont be eating any muffin
When her womb has started sluffing
-Amateur Transplants
by Mr Moz January 15, 2008
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Sufffering

When you get raped, this is the emotion you feel
I was sufffering so much...
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Slaffering

The act of performing sexual acts often in public parks with dogs, often with multiple dogs salivating all over a person as they masturbate.
The man was arrested for Slaffering in the park with a Bernese Mountain dog, a Bull Terrier and a Saint Bernard.
by Waystar August 9, 2019
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Suffering suckotash

When the person giving a blowjob can't breathe
-could be due to size, allergies, or even the common cold
Marco was giving Lucas a blow job, which quickly turned into a suffering suckotash. Marco nearly died
by Veen-che August 26, 2022
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Suffering Olympics

(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.

(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.

A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:

(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.

(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
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