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slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place
I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text
by mb ride October 27, 2009
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Slobering Sunny Perinto

This occurs when your partner is wearing a Canadian tuxedo have the them put a large handful of sunflower seeds in thier mouth; once the mouth is good and salivated have them begin blowing you. This process continues until the recipeient screams " I give up!!" at this point blow your load on ur partners face giving them a sunny delight.
I was at the store saw some seeds and thought tonight would be a great night for a Slobering Sunny Perinto.
by The highgrove douche bags November 13, 2009
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Sloner

A crooked boner usually caused by seeing someone who is between crust lord and hot
That fat chick gave me a sloner.
by Creepeon_Films May 5, 2019
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stoser

someone who gets his or her(his in most cases) attentention and identity from talking about or smoking marijuana in front of other people and hoping that anyone notices it and pay attention to it.
stoser is a mixup between 'stoner' and 'poser'.
screaming out loud through the classroom; 'yoo, bob(fictional character), i think i quit smoking for 3 weeks, you with me'! 'yeah chris(fictional character), i think so'.
one day later:
'yoo chris, did you know how stoned i was yesterday'.
'yeah me to'.
bob and chris are stosers
by mrploertendoder June 15, 2010
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Slosher

A derogatory term often used to describe a man who moves from woman to woman without any regard for class.

Often good looking. Although their sloshiness makes them unattractive to the upperclasses
Jack would be really hot if he wasnt such a Slosher, he was with Bianca last week and yesterday he slept with Chardonnay.
by DJ247 April 5, 2011
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slover

your sexy lover, a sexy person who u love,
charlottes mi sexi slover!
by sexi bitch May 4, 2006
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slosher

A boot or shoe with water trapped inside.
slish slosh slish slosh... garggle... slurrrrrrp

guy: "fuckin slosher..."
by thelastmanonearth July 15, 2006
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