Claire Saffitz

Possibly the most beloved pastry chef out there. Also, we would all die for her.

First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen

"If it ain't half-sour herself, Claire Saffitz! How's it going?"
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."

by DaiPhi December 7, 2019

scaff

Noun :
(1)a person whose appearance is down-at-heel possibly wearing a tracksuit and/or brightly coloured baseball cap at a ridiculously steep angle.

(2) A friendly informal name between friends.

(3) A person who attempts to obtain an item for free or at a discount.

verb :
(1)to do very little.
(2)to obtain something by subterfuge or for free.


Also:

Scaffy - To resemble a scaff.

Example of usage(2) :"Alright scaff, did ye get ma mars bar?"

Example of usage(3):"Naw, ah'm no buying ye a fuckin mars bar, ya scaff"

Example of verb (1) : "Ah jist scaffed about in the house aw day"

Example of verb usage (2): "Ah pure scaffed a mars bar aff him"

Scaffy : "Ah've no shaved and ah jist flung these auld trackies oan - I look pure scaffy."

by McDee August 13, 2004

scaff

Someone who is dirty or just downright filthy looking

Ew John is such a scaff

by TeeFritz November 23, 2010

Saff

Saff, is an absolute goddess. Has one of the best figures, massive boobs, massive arse, flat stomach, long skinny legs, absolutely everything you could ever want appearance-wise. A very kind hearted person, but has been through a lot but she hides it with a smile. Funny, smart, bubbly , loud but in a very loveable way. Is also very aggressive when she needs to be, and especially cares about those around her. Typically puts herself before others but nobody realises and often tries to make everyone else happy except herself. Overall Saff is insanely fit, and a good person deep down.

Matt : woah, look at Saff tonight, I would definitely bang her anyday!
Alex : same mate

by Alex Martin. November 29, 2018

Scaff

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.

david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world

by iain April 5, 2003

Scaffolder

Professionals in the ancient art of erecting, modifying and removing scaffolding. Often referred to as erection specialists and are known for their strong work ethic. Their role on the job site is extremely critical to the project, as almost everyone uses the temporary structures they build. They do dangerous work so other trades don’t have to. Not only is their job hazardous, but it is also loud, sweaty and dirty, which also describes what they’re known for being like in the bedroom.

When they’re not being super badass construction workers or making babies, their hobbies include; getting tattoos, breaking the law, shooting guns, befriending strippers, buying drinks for everyone, hitting on your spouse, indulging in virtually every vice known to man, and occasionally failing breathalyzer tests.

“Ever since Diesel got a job as a scaffolder he became the most badass dude on the planet.”

- Diesel’s friend

“That scaffolder is the hardest working son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”
- Every other tradesperson

“I want to be a scaffolder but I just straight up don’t have the balls to do it.”
- Some guy watching people build scaffolding

“Every time I see that guy he’s drunk and high.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaffolder.”
“Oh, okay. That explains it.”
- Two observant bar patrons

“I fucking hate those guys. My wife left me for a scaffolder.”
- An Electrician

“Are you afraid of heights?”
- Foreman
“Nah, bro. Heights are afraid of me.”
- Journeyman Scaffolder

by Hand Grenade August 29, 2019

Shaffa

Tobacco, used in the netherlands in street language.

Pass me your shaffa.

by LickMyAss4times April 25, 2010