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Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.
When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!
by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010
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Rocket Shopping

To be in need of or in desire of an ace to be shown on the flop, turn, or river. Rocket Shopping may sometimes cause poker players to become oblivious to the other player's hands although other players may be Rocket Shopping as well
Jeff: I've got Ace high
Charlie: Ha! I knew you were rocket shopping! I've got two pair.
by SentryGunOnPlane August 15, 2010
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stall shopping

Walking into the bathroom and looking into every single stall before determining which one is of the highest quality for your dump-taking.
Mindy: You took an awful long time in the bathroom!
Kate: Yeah, it was a mess in there. I had to do some serious stall shopping.
by nukid1 November 2, 2010
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Online Shopping

Going to the sites of your favourite stores and buying things you want, or just browsing to see what you could buy next time you visit said store.
I was online shopping for some manga and band merch.
by HoboMaddy March 27, 2015
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Dry shopping

When online shopping and not actually buying anything just adding to your cart.
I added 5 Apple watches to my cart, I love dry shopping.
by Cloudyday September 4, 2016
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Frank Sheppard

A dirty penny saving, bread crumb eating piece of sub-human garbage who enjoys starting pointless arguments and bullying others online.
dont be a frank sheppard that jew sucks
by Ch33zyNut August 20, 2017
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window shopping

When one visits a store or mall to admire goods rather than to purchase them. The 'shopper' seems to be looking so intently at the glass in storefront windows that he appears to want to buy the window itself, hence 'window shopping'.
"You seem to be really interested in that sweater. Do you plan on getting it?"

"No, I'm just window shopping."
by Kidduffah September 18, 2005
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