Shrumpshrite

1. A very dastardly short man.
2. A short man who has temporarily fallen out of your favor.

1. Yeah, Jon is being a real shrumpshrite.

2. Hot damn, what a little shrumpshrite!

by Ze Jabberwocky May 22, 2005

shlumpers

The mixture of a dogs eye tears, stuff that comes out of its nose, and the stuff on his tongue. It can also be a nick name.

Shlumpers got all over me.

by Ł January 18, 2017

Shumpy

Shumpy is a creature that lives on her couch and wakes up at 3:00pm every day. Shumpy binge watches a lot of anime. She wishes Rin okumura was real. Shelby has amazing friends.

churub: "hey shumpy"
Me:"what?"
Churub:"come look at this edgey add meme"
Me:"oK"

by Salty_llama August 1, 2017

Shrumpelkniltskin

shrumpelkniltskin : a small goblin like man closely related to frogs and badgers. Usually lives in grungy, mold populated sewage drains and ditches. If you ever bother one, just know that you will you will never outrune him. He is magical and he never skips leg day.

Hey you see that there! It's a real shrumpelkniltskin!

Wow, I hope we can salvage his ear wax! very valuable stuff that is.

by mustardketchup475 January 11, 2021

Shrumpt

Someone who's very kind and tends to commit massive crimes.

Be like Shrumpt kids.

"Man, Shrumpt really inspired me to become a bank robber"

by Some guy 2345 February 15, 2022

Shumpty Dumpty

Shumpty Dumpty is another nickname for LSC ICT teacher Stanley Shum, also know as Shum egg, as he looks like the egg called Humpty Dumpty in the nursery rhyme.

Student A: Hey look is that Shumpty Dumpty? I love his lessons
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by 8745guyylol October 19, 2023

Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020