Shakespeare

Something your English teacher forced you to learn about

Brush, Shakespeares like 500 years old, why do we need to earn about him???

by ipunnorg May 25, 2021

Shakespearring

A single earring sported in tribute to the famed playwright.

My Shakespeare professor wears a gold Shakespearring.

by Nacho Treadwheels March 10, 2009

Shakespearing

Verb
tense, shakespeared, shakespearing, to shakespeare
1. To create a word

2. To make a verb from a noun.

My friend told me that I can't just make up words so I shakespeared shakespearing.

by TheAngryCelt September 7, 2014

shakespearish

When you are in conversation try to sound cool by using what you think is Shakespearean language, but it doesn't quite make the cut. The end result usually makes you wish you had never attempted the feat in the first place.

Joe: I daresay thou mustn't insult me as such!
Steve: You're talking Shakespearish Joe.
Joe: Damn it!

by Mostly_Confused January 21, 2017

Shakespeare

Really old guy with a whole crap-load of plays that he may or may not have actually written. Some of his stuff is good, some not so good, but all of it over-analysized by english teachers around the globe. Like all really old guys from the Renaissance, he kind of looks like blood hound that got thrown into a blender with a bunch of lace doilies.

What was Shakespeare thinking when he wrote "Romeo and Juliet"?

by zombie_fools April 10, 2008

Shakespeare

The God of English Literature. He makes horror movie icons look like sissies and dictators like civilians.

Dude 1:Man, reading Macbeth is much more eye scorching than staring at the sun.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing.

by Christopher Henderson January 19, 2009

Reverse Shakespeare

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.

Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.

by koolSWEDE January 27, 2011