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semme

Contraction for "send me", in the same manner as "give me"=gimme and "want to"=wanna, "send me"=semme.
Bob: "Hey, can you semme that pic of Angelina Jolie"
Carl: "Done sent it already, bob."
by bubbadudda February 25, 2009
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semount

A gay man who spends all his time on line or playing video games. 9 out of ten times will have a cat.
That guy never gets out, he's such a semount
by Count Dooku FN July 7, 2011
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seemocracy

When a decision is to be made in a group and everyone thinks they have an equal say and they go through an elaborate vote but the choice has already been made by Seema.
"What's the vote count on our next dinner place?"

"Doesn't matter, it's a seemocracy anyway."
by supercallousedfragilemystic November 20, 2014
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I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
by Emitts79 June 14, 2011
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Sejmolbarrpexm

French word for saying "Come to my house, we will party all night and piss off the neighbors but we do not care because I am moving tomorrow.
Ho! And don't forget to paint the wall with all the thing you cand find in the house, the next people coming to live here may find it pretty!"
Dude1 : "What have you done las night?"
Dude 2 : "I sejmolbarrpexmed"
Dude 1 : "Does it hurts?"
Dude 2 : "No but it was because we didn't find the axe."
(Dude 1 and 2 talking about last night)
by wathn November 22, 2010
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Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."
by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013
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semotions

The emotions made in a male's semen and they can't hold back during inrecourse
Dam Bob, you got semotions!
by swagger420turnup February 20, 2015
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