Schoffenny

Stinky cunted, fentanyl-fingered ho.

I don't want that filthy schoffenny on my davenport.

by Violet LilyRose March 26, 2022

Schnoofles

When the Kiki does bumps and/or lines of cocaine

Would you like a cocktail and some schnoofles?

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Shnoff

A brothel or strip club.

I caught Jadd at the shnoff last night.

by abupatata December 8, 2022

Schoffel

Unlike the piece of clothing (waist coat) a schoffel is a group of agrics (farmers).

Look at that schoffel there's so many of them.

by Askhams finest February 6, 2023

schnoof

A term of endearment used to signal to your significant other that they are indeed in trouble for something that they haven't done yet but you are 78% sure that they will do in the next couple of hours that is unacceptable. If it could be translated into an action it would take the form of a butt-squeeze swiftly followed by a punch to the kidney.

Ugh...somethings not quite right...Sophie keeps staring at me and laughing uncontrollably without telling me what in the hard-boiled fuck is going on. Shes up to something and I'm obviously not going to appreciate it.. time to call her out.. "Youd better not schnoof me this afternoon, its as hot as a pair of tits in this car and I'm just not in the mood!"

"Why do you have to be such a schnoof when im doing my taxes online"

by Zaccadacca93 November 2, 2023

Schniffelini

A person who is very cuddly. Needs a lot of attention but at the same time can give just as much love. Also used to express how incredibly sweet someone is.

He is so cute you could say he is a schniffelini

by Kikiii111 December 20, 2023

Schniffelini

A person who is very cuddly. Needs a lot of attention but at the same time can give just as much love. Also used to express how incredibly sweet someone is.

He is so cute you could say he is a schniffelini

by Kikiii111 December 20, 2023