anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

sales pitch

Talk that attempts/intends to persuade someone of something; sweet-talk.

WOMAN: Can you cut my son's hair tonight and I'll pay you tomorrow.

MAN: No. That's only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 7, 2005

dropped a load of salsa

When you drive around the country bitching that it isn't like where you come from and tell odd stories that are unrelated to the fact that your biscuit isn't the way momma' fixed it.

When I went to Tulsa, I dropped a load of salsa.

by Alan Eugene Jackson December 18, 2014

Salema

A salema is at first shy but once you get to know her you learn she’s a crazy person She’s very smart does sports too and weird girl too she’s funny laughs a lot sometimes like a Devil or hyena she’s a amazing girl short too

Wow she’s amazing she has to be a salema

by Letia234 February 21, 2019

Salesian High School

Welcome to Salesian where if you’re not Dominican or on the baseball team, you will receive a detention for having your shoes untied. 90% of the boys do not know what personal hygiene is. Salesian also has a grand total of 4 air conditioners for around 20 classrooms. Students mainly associate themselves with Preston baddies (no Maria treeshes).

Salesian student: yo I got a DT bruh
Salesian student 2: whyyyy
Salesian student: I forgot To tie my shoes.
Salesian student 2: Salesian high school is the best

by Stepboi123 October 3, 2019

stink salsa

The loose, watery and chunky cousin of the stink pickle.

Danny: You want Mexican for dinner?
Jill: No, thanks. I'm still shooting out stink salsa from last time.

by JillF November 3, 2007

soupy sales

When one consumes a food that results in the individual's abdominal area bubbling and shortly thereafter requiring an immediate visitation with the nearest restroom, involuntarily, yet swiftly, depositing diarrhea into the toilet in use.

Damn, I don't know what I ate, but something gave me a bad case of soupy sales.

by CaptMoRon November 20, 2015