@CaptMoRon's definitions

soupy sales

When one consumes a food that results in the individual's abdominal area bubbling and shortly thereafter requiring an immediate visitation with the nearest restroom, involuntarily, yet swiftly, depositing diarrhea into the toilet in use.

Damn, I don't know what I ate, but something gave me a bad case of soupy sales.

by CaptMoRon November 20, 2015