Cold Salmon

When you ejaculate onto someone's pillow and they lie down on it.

Person1: Eww, what is this on my pillow
Person2: Cold Salmon Son!!

by drocc1 July 24, 2006

salmon roll

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.

Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.

by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010

Simon Hickey

Some one who engages in arguments (IRL or on the internet) whose arguments are so stupid they dumbfound their opponent into silence, leading the arguer (the "Simon Hickey") to think they have won the argument.

The term originated from a self professed neo-nazi electrician who received extensive media coverage in Australia for his nonsensical opinions. According the Brisbane Times 'his business logo appears to feature Pepe the Frog, a meme that has become popular with the alt-right, wearing an SS uniform and standing in front of Auschwitz.'

I got into an argument with this guy on Facebook, but I gave up, he was a total Simon Hickey

by Kafka in Exile May 3, 2018

Norwegian brown salmon

When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.

After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.

by Soupfly January 30, 2019

Yammin' In Salmon

When your boy is lookin' icy in a Salmon fit; can also simply be a mindset

Person 1: Yo, I like your fit
Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day

by IcyC&MitchyD October 20, 2020

samonberry

20th century artist, based largely on the west-coast of America. Considered a 'pop' or 'psychedelic' artist, also one of the founders of the art-car movement.
some examples at www.samonberry.com

"yo, that bus is almost as cool as Samonberry's!"
~or~
"thats totally Samonberry style"

by jillian simian September 28, 2006

simon amstell

very, very, very funny guy from england, co-hosts the best program ever popworld, he is cooler than you and wears transformer jumpers etc.

oh look popworlds on

by secret person. March 31, 2005