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Ruperting

The act of being sexy while wearing a hoodie, eating bacon and petting cats. Not necesarrily all at the same time. Stiff nipples recquired.
Ashley: I smell bacon, cats and hoodies. What's going on here?
Rupert: Oh nothing, just ruperting.
by iTookYourOreo August 31, 2013
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Rupert the Bear

The good thing about shagging your gran is that you get a bowl of stew afterwards. The bad thing is that shes got a minge like Rupert the bear.
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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Ruperto

God
the father of christ

the one who gave you light and all the other shit you take for granted.
your co pilot
Obey his will or Ruperto will smite you
by reasonerinbreathes May 10, 2010
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Rupert

This is a small creature who is invisible. He starts whispering stuff in your brain somewhere around the age of 25. Helpful comments to the effect of "Ahh, video games and pornography again, another success for wenesday. Dad's gonna be REALLY proud now!"
"Ahh more games and hentai this time? Perfect for a weekend"

-Rupert
by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018
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Rupert R Norberry

Handcrafted ZONG from the wild outbacks of Australia. Norberry grew up in a kangaroo pouch after being throw out of a Jeep window, so that part of his life was a little crooked (hence he is a zong). The ingenious Aborigines celebrated his life by giving him his original ornamentation, which he still wears today.
Where is Rupert R Norberry today??? :/ ("confusion face")
by blahblahblah1800 July 4, 2010
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Rupert's Dementia (RD)

A form of long-term delusion resulting from watching too much Fox News.
Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."
by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015
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rupert lennox

He is a cute little cavalier King Charles spaniel. Very mischievous and always up to know good. He LOVES socks and stealing other peoples food. He has many many nicknames like poopy, snow pup, Ruperten and lots more
Rupert Lennox is the cutest dog you will ever see (and the naughtiest)
by Rupertlover236 February 11, 2021
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