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wallet raping

when a greedy corporation rips you off because they can because you need their service. Most often this is sports teams, music concerts or television cable companies

this is the only time i use rape other than for its proper use. I never use facerape, always facemerked because i watched someone get beaten to death for saying facerape...no word of a lie, that one sets people off
Toronto Maple Leafs tickets were a wallet raping and we lost in overtime because the fucking management has no commitment to anything other than making the first round of the playoffs and then we have missed that two seasons in a row. Someone needs to string those guys up and run them out of town.

or

Jordana: Take me to the Mary J concert
Adam: how much?
Jordana: idk 300
adam: all together?
Gordon A: each
adam: HA
Gordon: so are you taking me?
Adam: No fucking way!
Jordy: Why not?
Adam: That's a wallet raping!
by adambalder September 30, 2007
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Love-Raping

Banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. Afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn't bitch later that you don't respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent sex.

Inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your bitch that you "don't respect her".
After love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, I whispered "I wuv you squishy-buns!"
by UrbanRicki July 20, 2009
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Burmese Raping Monkey

Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.
Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.

Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!
by Frank Buck April 22, 2009
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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One that rapes donkeys and eats shit. Both acts need not be prefromed at the same time, or even be preformed at all. Commonly used to insult people when a lack of tact is required.
First example as used in SouthPark:The Mov ie. By Eric Cartman.

Second Example
One that is known as Simon.
by JabberWalkie April 15, 2005
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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One who cornholes asses and feasts upon excrement
by Art Vandelay November 13, 2003
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donkey raping shit-eater

someone who uses big words online to sound smart
where have i seen that before
by as is June 28, 2003
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bar raping

While playing Dance Dance Revolution, holding on the bar with both hands for a good portion of the song. Looked down apon by some
Damn, he pass MaxX Unlimited without bar-raping
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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